Yesterday I smashed my target and was super chipper about it and happy etc - looking forward to massive bonus. And then it was all ruined by a randomly pathetic excuse for a coffee date.
I've decided that I need a man who does NOT wear his heart on his sleeve, (or better yet - doesn't appear to have one), I need a man who does not have issues with punctuality, I need a man who can spot a starbucks, on a street that only has one, in the middle of the day. Seriously - I've never met (or not met) a more pathetic excuse for a man. I thought things were turning out badly when he kept texting me saying 'have a good day today...' - WHAT? Leave me alone you scary stalker creep. God damn - where have all the real men gone??
I know that more often than not the real men don't work in offices, (there are some exceptions to this rule), but it now seems that real men aren't tradies either. So what next? Clearly I need to branch out into the armed forces. You can't get more manly than that, right?
Bring me a man with no manners, no feelings and a gun strapped to his side.
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