Early

Today I left the house 5 minutes earlier than usual and have arrived at work 30 minutes earlier than usual. It just doesn't make any sense. So, as it's far too early to be doing actual work, I'm going to sit here and write nonsense.

What to write about? Well, I'm not sure if you're aware but I have recently formed an investment corporation. I shan't give away the name, becuase I imagine that when we make our first million you'll all be begging me for money. And nobody wants that. I'll just let it be known that I am now on a quest to gather as much information as I can about investing. I am reading all manner of boring investment and business magazines, and am thinking of getting a subscription to the Financial Review.

I do like the idea of a small child throwing my paper into my garden every week. You see, in Australia that is how papers are delivered. They're wrapped in plastic and thrown into your garden. In England this doesn't happen - it was one of those things that I could never get my head around when I first moved there. Why put your letter box in your front door? Why would you want your letters to be the first thing you step on when you get home? Nonsense.

Oh so I told you all that I wasn't going to write my pre V Day rant didn't I. I will resist the urge... although I have to say; the anger is building rather rapidly. This morning I was walking behind a pair of people who decided to stop in the middle of the street to have a snog. This was completely unacceptable so I told them so (in not so many words).

But hey - it doesn't matter. It'll all be over in 48 hours and I won't have to feel the intense loneliness and rejection until next year. Woo!