Oh My

Lordy lord my health was hampered indeed. Which is why I haven't posted for ages. So, sorry to my fans who complained endlessly.

On a separate note, I am feeling rather revived and ready to embark on my once again healthy life. Um, so i totally have stuff to write, but I'm starting to think that I can't again. Cos, you know, people who I don't want to read some stuff read this. Why oh why is this always a problem?

Oh! I totally complained to my boss yesterday about the fuckwits I work with, and he's gonna 'manage them'. Yesssss... Bazza and her firing force are back...

I'd like to say a special hello to Thomas who is currently pissed and messaging me on Facebook. I love him - we're gonna get married you see. And our children will be adorable.

I'd also like to say a special hello to Toes - she's probably one of my biggest fans and I'm sure she'll pee herself with excitement to know that I've mentioned her. She helped me out last night - I was searching through the AM radio stations for Triple J and she quickly advised me that it's an FM station. "Welcome to the noughties, Nanna' she said. Thanks Toes - can always count on you ;)

So who hates smiley faces? Like, in texts? I used to, but now I find myself wishing it was possible to pull one out of the air in a face to face conversation. You know, like have them pop up from the top of your head like a lightbulb.

I can see my brain isn't quite fixed from the loooong weekend so I'll go now, and attempt to write something more normal tomorrow.

Peace be with you...