One Word: Wanker

Some of you may already be aware that my date on Friday night went rather badly. I am now laughing about it, especially given the fact that he decided to email me requesting an explanation for walking out on him in the cinema. I will now copy said emails into this post. Firstly, he sent me this:

I just wanted to know what it was that inspired you to walk out on me? If you didn't dig me as a person or my 'advances', you probably should have just said so to my face, it would have been much more considerate and far less hurtful than just abandoning a fellow human being. Kinda painful.

And then I responded with this:

- I told you that I was not that kind of girl, twice.
- I told you that I was not looking for a 'quick shag' - twice.
- You responded with "well it's a fine time to choose to be that girl" - offensive.
- You seem to have some kind of thing for shagging in public places, which is fine, when you haven't just met the person.
- When I told you I wasn't that kind of girl, you said "well all the others are" - perhaps you've only got experience with 15 year old girls...?
- I told you that the cinema was "not the right place" for your advances. You responded by pulling me on top of you.
- I explained that I was looking for a relationship, not just a quick fuck, and you said "I'm not looking for a quick fuck" and then started sulking, folded your arms, and watched the movie.

In short, your immature advances reminded me of a teenage boy who hadn't quite grasped the true meaning of sex and was looking for it WHEREVER he could smell it. You made me feel violated as your advances didn't stop when I said no, and when I explained to you that I didn't want to sleep with ANYBODY on the first date, you shunned me like some kind of frigid bitch.

In conclusion, and in response to your email, what inspired me to walk out on you? The above points. I thought you were a nice guy, until your advances proved that you were only after one thing and couldn't quite believe that I wasn't willing to give you what you wanted. I DID tell you to your face, on numerous occasions, all of which you ignored. This puts you pretty firmly in the class of boys who don't know when no means no. Additionally, do you know what would have been 'considerate and far less hurtful'? If you'd have treated me like a lady, and if you'd have acted like a man instead of a horny teenager with no manners. So as to my actions being 'kinda painful', I don't apologise. I'm glad it was painful and I can only hope that MY actions lead you to assess YOUR actions and possibly change your outlook on life, women and sex in general. And maybe, just maybe, you could grow the fuck up and learn to have a wank before you go on a date so you don't end up practically coming over the unlucky girl you're with.

Don't email me back, I'm blocking your email address - I only like to communicate with people who act their age.