Slightly Connected

Hello! What's this? A mid-week blog? Have we gone back in time? No. I've just managed to get an early mark and feel like I actually have the energy to write something.

An early mark was prescribed to collect my new computer from dell. It's beautiful! I just wanna touch it and stuff... But, I'm not touching it until the Geek arrives. I've decided that I can't possibly set up a home wireless network with three computers on my own, so I have asked for a Geek! You know - the 'geeks2u' service. So we'll see if they can sort it out.

I quite like the idea of hiring a geek to visit me at home... it's almost like an escort... I know I can't "do" anything with him, but you know, I can pretend. And hey, maybe the geek that comes to 'hook me up' will be a single, attractive and rugged looking geek...? You never know. And I don't think I'm that fussy anyway. The only requirements I have for a man are, a) he doesn't lie, b) he tells me the truth at all times, c) he isn't a drug addict [or an addict of anything] and d) he likes pussies. Cats. You know. Colin.

So I guess when I'm done with the geek - when he's made my connection - sourced my wires - rebooted my hard drive - fiddled with my settings ... maybe then I will blog again and let you know how it all went.