Raaaaaa...

I'm back from the land of IDon'tKnowWhere, and I don't know what to talk about. I feel like I've been sat around with my finger up my arse, but I'm sure that's not the case. I'm almost certain that I've been doing something incredibly exciting... Let's have a quick recap then Bazza; search that memory of yours and write it down:

I got my nails done. They're blue/purple. I want them darker, but my hands are nice and soft.
I spring cleaned my house. Colin spent the day at Granny's house and picked up fleas. I killed the fleas by spraying him with Mortein and flea bombing my house. He didn't like it.
I went to a football game last night. It was emotional. Not because of the football. But I'm over it now - thanks to all those concerned.
I'm still receiving birthday emails. Work email server is fucked. But yay for happy birthday.
Pissed off my sister hasn't got me a card or present. Waiting for the excuse.
Done absolutely no writing, but have watched half of season 2 of Nip/Tuck. Yessss.

And I think that's it. I almost gave away the existence of my new blog to a colleague that shouldn't be reading it. But I managed to placate her requests with a document compiling the 'best bits' of my old blog. Thank god. (Oh! Hi god! How you doing? ... Sweet.)

Brain dead now. Too much yoghurt.