Wet

And not in a good way. It's raining in Brisbane, and I have a real problem. ALL of my shoes leak. I have now gone through two pairs of shoes that are simply not fit for use in a wet country. What I'd like to know is, are all shoes on sale in Brisbane made only for dry weather? Or have I just been very unlucky in my shoe purchasing?

I'm thinking, if this weather keeps up, I might have to import my shoes from the UK - land of the internal grey cloud. Are there any volunteers over there who wouldn't mind spending my hard earned cash on some shoes, then shipping them over to me? Anybody...?

Additionally, I seem to have run out of ways to prevent getting sweaty first thing in the morning. Obviously my gym visit is intended sweatiness, but it's when I get out of the shower and begin my endless dashing about trying to look wonderful that I have the problems. Starts on the forehead, then the upper lip, then I near enough need another shower. The fan is USELESS, as is the air conditioning cos it only covers one room. So what do I do? Seriously - how the fuck do I get out of the fucking humidity long enough to apply my mascara??

Flustered - that's what I am. And wet; partly from rain and partly from sweat. Pleasant. I blame god.