I'm thinking that I have finally discovered the source of a good mood. For years I've troubled myself over how and why a bad mood starts - I've gone to the gym 7 days a week, certain that this would put me in a good mood. I've eaten the same muesli brand and variety for almost 2 years because I assumed that this was the trigger for a good mood. But I have now discovered that it's none of these things.
Dark Chocolate. Namely, Green & Black's organic Maya Gold Dark Chocolate.
It's organic, so apparently it's better for me and will stop me from getting cancer. And it's dark, so this has ... stuff in it, that is... um... good for you, or something.
My point is that I can now recommend that everybody buy some of this chocolate, and ration off about 4-6 pieces of it to be eaten every night before bed. Don't just go chewing it down, mind you; it must be eaten slowly - left to melt on the tongue in order to get the full benefit of it's healing and... good properties.
You should see a general uplift in your mood, and if like me, will be riding high on a wave of hysterical happiness for days.
P.s. I've run out of chocolate, therefore cannot guarantee my mood tomorrow.
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Fuck me Barrett - we are so alike sometimes it freaks me out..
Last Saturday I ate a bar of the above Maya Gold chocolate and let it melt slowly in my mouth whilst enjoying a treble expresso - I was akin to Homer Simpson when he spies a doughnut...
aaaarrrrgghhhhhhhuuuuuuuugh.....
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